the muppets go to the movies transcript

Jim, although you are — primarily the man behind this, it seems that most of the guests here tonight seem to know you personally. It comes at a very poignant moment in, … where Miss Piggy first sets eyes on Kermit …. Uh, yes, Miss Piggy, do you just want to finish this one? When I was watching ‘Sesame Street’ and ‘The Muppets’ I was watching in a different way. Uh, good evening! … Hey, wait, hold it, hold it —. This I would love to do a fanmake towards myself, except I have no idea who to use as Dudley Moore or Lily Tomlin. coming to movie theaters on May 7, 2021." Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. They did a gorgeous soundtrack for it. Say something to give me hope.*. But no, my friends, this is when. Tough Pigs Anthology. The special begins with the 20th Century Fox logo, except it had a different word at the end. Part 1 to the transcript of the Muppets Go to the Movies. And uh, we were frustrated, frankly. Comments have been disabled for this deviation. To give a fair warning, this will be. The Bel-Air? Kermie …. [A red curtain is on screen. Come on in guys! Uh, we're, we're all at the Bide-a-Wee Motor Court, Dick. Do something, for Pete's saké! This resulted in laughter from the audience. Gonzo: "let's go. Thank you, Rita. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Have you seen Walter Pidgeon? It is now time for the first of tonight's film tributes! That and the sumo wrestler I saw you with at the Christmas dance. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Hollywood, California. Hi-ho and welcome! ! Uh, you know, I thought we should have held this in a bowling alley. For the best experience please update your browser. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, stand by for the television event of the decade! I thought it was the end. Lily: But I don't—I—(sees the rats no longer there) the rats have gone, sir. Muppets: (singing) There'll be heroes bold! Now, today, some of the Muppets and I will be guiding you through the history of movies on our new studio tour. Peter, can you imagine what this place must have been like in the thirties? Transcripts on Muppet Wiki are research tools that help editors to write better articles. Yesterday I saw a movie so bad, the popcorn walked out! Beverly Wilshire? Link: Yeah, I flew through the air with the greatest of ease. I've always done comedy, but I've never done a standup act in my life. He got up with windchimes from the chandelier dangling on him. The reception is going beautifully. The curtain then opens on the title with a castle behind it in a picture frame. I gotta go. Well, it is disgusting. Thank you, Dick. Phyllis, weren't you actually one of the first women to do a stand-up nightclub act? There's a werewolf on the loose and Kermit, Walter and the Muppet friends must catch him right before he attacks other people in San Francisco forest. That's nice, Foz. - We got it, yup. And we said, "a rainbow connection — " we raced into the — into the, uh, studio, and wrote this song. Forget the phone, just run along, heh. Hey, listen, I'm gonna play a little song here, which you're gonna sing. Link: Egad! Now I've been getting into a hype towards Hanna-Barbera all year, rewatching some classics and watching those I haven't watched before, including last year's newest flick, SCOOB!. Do you know what I would do to make an album with Sinatra? Kermit the Frog hosts the program, which begins with an all-cast rendition of "Hey a Movie!" Oh, you're a wonderful dancer, Miss Piggy. Can I die happy. Good for you. The Muppets Go Hollywood, with guest stars Dick Van Dyke, and Rita Moreno. But now, Dudley Moore and Lily Tomlin in a UFO movie! Zoom out on the marquee with the title. Link looks closely at a piece of thread. Version #1 (Jim Henson Video 1993) The Muppet Movie (1979) Trailer (VHS Capture) Narrator (Beau Weaver): Now Available from Jim Henson Video. come along, Camilla. Humanity will be annihilated. In all my years in Hollywood, I have never seen anything like this! The Muppet friends walk around right outta the Muppet Family Boarding House and right out downtown San Francisco. I have been. We use cookies to enhance your experience, analyze site traffic, and for our marketing purposes. For Kermit. It's Disney and Sega's The Children Movie. Uh, Scooter, heh-heh, I'm busy. But you don't have to wait! Wait a minute! The Muppets Go to the Movies aired on ABC on May 20, 1981 to help promote the Muppets' second feature film The Great Muppet Caper, which came out a month later, on June 26. Love you. Three: (singing) So set 'em up, Joe, we got a little story you oughta know. Scooter: One for all and three for a quarter. Produced by Nicholas Stollar. They'll be back. - Yeah, They're afraid to show it in public! Scooter and Gonzo charged towards the pig, making their own soundtrack as they do so. (slides down banister) Wheeeee! Oh, well, sure, you see, they said we could save money if we cleaned up after the party ourselves. Transcripts provide quotes and detailed information that might otherwise be difficult for the average contributor to access. Scooter: (singing) There'll be derring do. Well, Robert, as a matter of fact, the woman is inaccessible. Yeah, but if I don't get back to the phone, someone else'll use it. Kermit!) They danced a bit before one more square with the other Muppets appeared around the first square. Yep. Animal, Animal, wait, wait — wait a minute. Let's go and see what's happening. Oh, uh — Madeline, I should just take the important calls. We're doing a sequel. Kermit, how about the Muppets. Edit source History Talk (0) Comments Share. Version #1 (Jim Henson Video 1993) Narrator: Now Available from Jim Henson Video. Excuse me, Miss Piggy, I need some more dimes for the phone. No, I don't think Walter's here tonight. Gentlemen, attack! Trailer Announcer: "Disney 2.0 productions presents: The Muppets Go Under Cover." Lily: Rats? A story of Scooby and the gang, along with other Hanna-Barbera characters, getting invited to a dinner party, only to end up in a murder mystery. The first clip's review said "'ONE OF THE TV PROGRAMS EVER MADE' - Gags Beasley", and the following clip's review said "'EVEN BETTER THAN THAT' - Gummo Beasley". Come on in guys! Helplessly. Maybe in the future if I ever come up with good characters for the roles, I'll do such a thing. Oh, we're doomed! Just a little while ago, this whole room was filled with Hollywood's most important, talented, glittering, brilliant, beautiful people. How about The Muppets Again? Then we go to the balcony where our hecklers usually are. Do you love me too. Oh, silly boy, I'm everyone's kind of woman. Newspaper Delivery Lady: "Read all about it! Kermit: …unidentified falling objects. Oh, I was afraid of that. It's Statler and Waldorf! Hey, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit — hey, Scooter wants to see you in the kitchen real bad. I am here, Dick. I'm so nervous. Oh, Rita, dear. Any fake/fanon movies will not count. Are you? [The Muppets come in] KERMIT: And now here's the inventor of your tour trams today, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! Someone more mature than me. Elmo; ... Muppet Show Transcripts. Thank you, thank you. Are you interested in that, uh — hi, Foz. No, don't tell me — don't tell me. Would you like to have my autograph? I love you. In this one-hour special, Lily Tomlin and Dudley Moore join the Muppets in a tribute to film classics. I love you. The squares then faded into one before shrinking and disappearing, as we see an inaudible clip of the ending of the Muppet Movie where the Muppets sing the last line of "Rainbow Connection". Uncle Deadlyis a blue,dragon-like monster, also known as "the Phantom of The Muppet Show". Look at 'em. It's more of the same. For the best experience please update your browser. Trailer Announcer: "Rated PG for parental guidance. Link: I'm fine, but I think I broke your sofa. Yes, I love you all. How did it happen? Disney 2.0 productions presents: The Muppets Go Under Cover. Then the scene shrank to a middle square in-between another square with Floyd, Animal, Link, Fozzie, Rowlf, Scooter and Beauregard singing the opening song from The Great Muppet Caper. Aww, that's really awfully nice of you, Miss Piggy. To shoot a movie with Kermit is a dream come true. *, Rizzo: Three billion light years for this? Let's go, Fozzie! Yes, good, I'll see you in there, Kermit. Disney and Sega's Transcripts, Muppets Trailers, Transcripts, The Muppets Trailers. Gary Owens. Pigs: Do it all again Muppets: Until the credits roll, we get another go to show them we can do it all again! That's why I hid my love away. Trailer Announcer: "Disney 2.0 productions presents: The Muppets Go Under Cover." I'm sorry, um…, Dudley: *I wish I had opened my heart to you before now but…I love you, can't you see? So now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go to the movies! Oh, Ricardo, thank you. Hey. Bunch of weirdos around here. Tom Patchett is an American film director, screenwriter, actor and producer who is best known as the co-creator of ALF. See the Muppet Wiki transcript policy for information on publishing transcripts on the wiki. Well, you can't get a waiter around here. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. Speak your love. Thank you. Gonzo: Ha-ha. … And welcome to the Muppet party. Oh, this is fantastic! That was so amazing! Bug off! Uh, yes, um, let's see — "have lunch sometime", uh, "Best to Rosalyn and Amy, kissy-kissy", etcetera etcetera. What about Raquel Welch's party tomorrow night? I cannot wait to see you in that Muppet movie. watch ... her in a headlock and gives her a noogie] Not the noogie!!! Scooter: And in all of France, there is but one bakery that makes such a delicacy. 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' makers Brian Henson and Paul Williams break down the creation of the lost song 'When Love Is Gone' featuring Michael Caine and Meredith Braun. And here tonight, history will be made again, for a party is being held to celebrate the meteoric rise of one small frog — a frog who started life in a common swamp and went on to become the world's only green superstar in his first motion picture, Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome again to the world famous Cocoanut Grove in Hollywood. I'm just fine. Yesterday, I had to go poolside at the hotel …, So, uh, let's just end this by saying, um, "we must have lunch sometime" …, Oh! Little? No, no, I ordered tuna, as you told me. We've done three seasons of. Both: It's that simple wimp Pimpernel and his Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpet! [she pulls out of his arm] Agent Barker: Ooh! Fozzie: Well, we're together again. And you're going to see him playing some piano tonight. I'm a little hurt, because I'm her biggest fan, and I think she has more latent sex than anyone since Jean Harlow, and I think the least she can do for all of us who love her, is to show up once in awhile and make it. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (December 21) 1939 Mm-hm, it's nice to have spent an evening with my equals. Kermit: Yes! Here it is, the muppet movie. Announcer: Never before such EXCITEMENT! Yes, I loved you then and I love you now. Will you join all of us, in a CONGA LINE? We got the theater and all our fans are … Then more squares with clips of silent movies appeared. Just — just think of me as the dog who plays piano. You're looking great. So... What do we do now? Good evening. Yes, kissy-kissy! So tonight, we're going to recreate some of our favorite movie moments, with the help of our very special friends, Dudley Moore and Lily Tomlin! Deadly made occasional appearances on The Muppet Show, but faded from prominence before the series ended. And uh, would you like to tell the audience a little bit about it? Ladies and gentlemen, Kermit the Frog! Trailer Announcer: "Rated PG for parental guidance. The very talented, and very late, Dom Deluise! You know, you really should be in pictures. Hey, look — it's really Kermit the Frog! … read all about it!" Lily, as a scientist, enters, with her English dialogue translated into Japanese on-screen. You know, in the small piece of the — of the picture we saw a little earlier, Jim, I was impressed with the music. They were still going strong when we left 'em. And with Scooby's frequent crossovers (New Scooby-Doo Movies, Laff-a-Lympics, Scooby-Doo and Guess Who!, etc. Scooter: (as Gonzo fights the masked pig) And who is the man who loves Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets beyond all things? The newest of Hollywood's sex symbols is here with us tonight. The villain has dropped something! During the to… - Wow. When I tell a joke, you laugh! The transcript of The Muppet Movie VHS trailer. Directed by James Bobin. Go home. Muppets from Space/Transcript < Muppets from Space. about his new Disney Plus show, Muppets Now. Scooter: That simple wimp, the Scarlet Pimpernel! Bob, I just overheard you saying something about Miss Piggy's inaccessibility. He co-wrote the films Up the Academy, The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppets Take Manhattan and Project ALF. You know, long before we Muppets were making movies of our own, we loved just watching them. — helped us out a little, really. The Muppets Go to the Movies Transcript 1. Uh, yes, thank you. And of course, like a platinum setting for a fine piece of jewelry, all of this exists to set off the real jewels of this evening: the beautiful, talented stars here tonight. This must not happen. And you look so divine tonight. No, no, no, I'm what's his name, the bear who tells the jokes. Totally. Ours is an amorosity with the City of Angels. Oh, I don't know, uh, we - we finally arrived in Hollywood, so I thought it'd be nice to uh, have a little party. Hey, uh, Floyd, tell me something.
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